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Main Entry: schwipe
Pronunciation: \ˈsh 'wīp\
Function(s):
verb
Etymology:
probably alteration of 'Holy crap, that dude @#$%ed all the way off the dance floor'
Date:
2008
1 : a strong sliding movement in any direction lacking in any manner of control <Sonny schwiped and schwiped; we were all on the floor laughing>
declarative
1 : a sentiment of shock, surprise or statement of convictin <dude, schwipe! that's got to hurt!>
A strong sliding movement in any direction lacking in any manner of control <Sonny schwiped and schwiped; we were all on the floor laughing>
A sentiment of shock, surprise or statement of conviction <dude, schwipe! that's got to hurt!>
schwipe by Sydney Williams January 20, 2009
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When you wipe after defecating incompletely, leaving greasy shit stains in your undies or pants (commando).
Ah dammit! I schwiped and now im itchy n stinky n such...
Schwipe by Herlingaer October 30, 2022
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card schwipe 

Rubbing your hand down in between a woman's legs when your hand is open; like an ATM card in a cash machine.
I gave your girlfriend a card schwipe when she was talking to me at the club.
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Brooklyn Schwipe

is when you drive around with your lights off accelerating at someone to spookthem.
Seth saw his friend up the street threw his lights off and gave him the Brooklyn Schwipe, scaring him to death.
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A shout but in the tone of a whisper
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Schwiemetzga

Used in Montafon, Vorarlberg (State in Austria), it means drinking until you vomit
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Schwiemetzga by kRYSTAL June 2, 2015
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