Schnipes

A pipe for smoking weed

Wheres the schnipes at so I can pack a bowl

by TRAGICS October 10, 2019

Holy Schnikes!!!

A phrase used to replace shit or crap

Holy Schnikes!!! That was easy!!

by Dovall92 January 21, 2010

schnikes

Euphemism for "shit".

Holy schnikes, he kicked his ass!

by Swid September 9, 2002

Holy Schnikes

A non-cursing expression of amazement and/or surprise.

(It's pronounced schnaik-ees, not schnaiks.)

Holy schnikes, Fedor Emelianenko is raping Brock Lesnar! And not just figuratively, he's actually raping him/it!

by Oselius July 16, 2009

shnipes

Around more mature audiences, sometimes you just can't say 'shit'. So, shnipes is the alternative.

Parent: "I just burned down the house!"
Kid: "Oh shnipes!"

by JAYJAYMCKAY October 9, 2009

Schnipsel

One or more tiny pieces of paper.

Mr.K:"Please go to the front of the room and take a schnipsel."
Student:"Can I also take one schnipsel for D.? She is ill today"
Mr.K.:"Sure."

by SchiffchenMarry March 28, 2019

Schnikes

meaning dang it, or come onnn.

*computer crashes*
"SCHNIKES!"

by a;sldkjfdkdksla; November 27, 2009