schwipt

(adv., adj.) chill, cool, relaxed, indifferent or in such a manner; used to answer the questions "How are you?" or "How's it going?" or "Sup" or anything else really.

"Hey how're you doing today."
"Oh, I'm doing schwipt."

"How are things?"
"Things are schwipt"

"Sup"
"Schwipt"

by Matthew Samson January 18, 2007

schwipt

schwipt (adj., adv.): chill, cool, relaxed, indifferent or in such a manner; used to answer the questions "How are you?" or "How's it going?" or "Sup" or anything else really.

"Hey how're you doing today."
"Oh, I'm doing schwipt."

"How are things?"
"Things are schwipt"

"Sup"
"Schwipt"

-matthew sampson-

by Levi Felger January 17, 2007

schwifty

Schwifty (Verb)- The ultimate abandonment of inhibition while having a good time. It is is akin to getting "crunk", "raging", or "Going H.A.A.M.".

While taking off your pants and your panties, and shitting on the floor are things that one might do when "Getting Schwifty", they are not the definition of Schwifty.

Schwifty (Adj.)-Something that is perceived in an extremely positive way. Synonyms; awesome, cool, rad, clean, sweet, dope, etc.

I can't wait to go out tonight! We're gonna get SCHWIFTY!!

Damn did you see Dur-uhl's new car?! It's schwifty AF!

by Rick_Sanchez July 31, 2016

schwifty

Getting crazy horny at parties and/or clubs, usually while extremely high. Typically involves taking off your pants and your panties.

Oh yeah! You gotta get schwifty! Uh oh! You gotta get schwifty! Oh yeah! Take off your pants and your panties!

by the_rickster August 20, 2015

get schwifty

The name of a song performed by Rick Sanchez and Morty Smith in attempt to show "what earth has got," to please the Giant head (Cromulons native to the Signus-5 expanse), so that it can stop climate change and go away.

Getting Schwifty appears to be made up by Rick Sanchez but is believed to involve taking off your paints or panties and shitting on the floor.

"Aww yea, it's time to get Schwifty!"
"Take of your paints and your panties, shit on the floor, its time to get Schwifty in here."

by alziepen October 25, 2015

schwit

The accumulation of shart residue, butt sweat, butt grease, toilet paper bunnies (aka dingleberries), urine, semen, smegma, yeast, pus, lint, hairs butt cheese and other anal or genital excretions brought together in a crotch furnace or swamp ass. Schwit is generally collected around the butt-hole, gootch, ballsack, taint, muff and/or cooter and even all the way up the butt crack and under the muffin top or rolls of a beer belly in severe cases. Generally accumulated on a hot and humid day while working outside. The consistency varies according to the exact contents and ranges from toothpaste to syrup. Everyone's schwit has it's own unique fragrance, but generally a few familiar odors are recognizable. Schwit is responsible for 58.3% of all skid marks and is commonly visable on wearers of khaki pants. Schwit is not corrosive, but due to it's abbrasiveness, it does cause skin irritation. A quick fix for this irritation is a toilet paper biscuit or put-it.

You know, I really like hiking with you out in the wilderness on this beautiful summer day, but the one thing that I don't like about it is having to smell this god awful schwit.

by observer#1111 December 4, 2012

schwipple

An uncontrolled body spazm or convulsion while falling into a deep sleep.

A schwipple is something that happens when you are falling asleep and have an uncontrolled movement of your body.
There are 2 types of a schwipple :1) mini schwipple: when a specific body part twitches. 2) full body schwipple: when you have entire body convulsion.

by amymanz December 26, 2011