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schwiggs 

(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).
That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.
schwiggs by Raaaaaaaiiiiiiiddddddd August 11, 2014

J-Schwiggity 

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.
Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.
J-Schwiggity by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

schwiggles 

another word for schwag (low grade reefer)
Hey can you call Tim for some Schwiggles?
schwiggles by Chris Mike Ray JB August 21, 2006

schwiggity schwag 

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.
schwiggity schwag by Hella Rad February 24, 2004

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag 

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana
Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag? 

a cool/unique way of asking what's up
John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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