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schwiggs 

(Noun): A man who has never received a handjob (aka an old-fashioned).
That poor schwiggs, he's really missing out.

J-Schwiggity 

Slang term for young Oakville professionals named Joel Carroll with grotesque and deformed big toes.
Q: Sup kidddd, did you see J-Schwiggity's big toe?
A: Yeah Sunnnn, it's Chiggits. At least he's not two-face.
J-Schwiggity by DangerDiggity August 10, 2012

schwiggles 

Hey can you call Tim for some Schwiggles?
schwiggles by Chris Mike Ray JB August 21, 2006

schwiggity schwag 

Dude, let's go smizzle some of that schwiggity schwag.
schwiggity schwag by Hella Rad February 24, 2004

Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag 

Its is a low quality form of pot, or mariuana
Joe: Did you get that dank?!
Bob: Nope, all i could get was this Schwiggity Schwiggity Schwag...

schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag? 

a cool/unique way of asking what's up
John: schwiggity schwag, what's in the bag?
Sara: nothin, just a bag of potato chips (sara is eating potato chips) schwiggity schwag, what's in YOUR bag?
John: nothin, just some math homework (john is doing math homework)