Schwerdt

A last name given to Greek gods. Or more specifically, German gods.

Wow her/his last names Schwerdt! I was wondering why she/he was so attractive.

by yologal November 20, 2013

Schwertie

A dialect of a shorty, further defined as a really hot girl.

Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!

by Neekolas May 28, 2006

Schwendtke

A fat old woman who had a baby by a stranger she met in a bar in her 50’s and the baby came out with special needs.

“Debbie is a Schwendtke and sent me a dm for making tard jokes on the internet and I don’t even know this bitch!”

by Djhellnaw August 27, 2019

The Dirty Schwerdty

When someone hooks up with another whilst paroletic.

Oh! I walked past Joyleens Frock Salon, and someone in there was paz az, doing The Dirty Schwerdty with a manikin!

by joyleen November 9, 2010

schwert

another form of the word "sweet" used just to be random and sound cooler(;
most of the time pronounced "sha-WERT!"

"OMG! I got tickets to see All Time Low live in concert!"

"SCHWERT!!"

by SMILEitzMonica November 2, 2008

schwerd

The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.

This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.

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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!

by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022

Schwert

Derived from the words "sweet" and "shart". Meaning: the smell of a woman combined with something sickening.

I walked in that bathroom right after a woman took a huge shit! It smelled schwert.

by TheHeadmaster95 March 31, 2015