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Schwertie
Yo, Jessica Simpson is a schwertie!
Related Words
Schwerdt • Schwerdtfeger • The Dirty Schwerdty • schwert • schwerd • Schwendtke • Schwerdes • Schwerdking • Schwertie
The Dirty Schwerdty
Oh! I walked past Joyleens Frock Salon, and someone in there was paz az, doing The Dirty Schwerdty with a manikin!
The Dirty Schwerdty by joyleen November 9, 2010
schwert
another form of the word "sweet" used just to be random and sound cooler(;
most of the time pronounced "sha-WERT!"
most of the time pronounced "sha-WERT!"
schwert by SMILEitzMonica November 2, 2008
schwerd
The slang term “schwerd” is a love child of the words “sure” and “word”. It is often used interchangeably with the aforementioned words when an individual is confirming an action/statement in an excited manner. The words “sure” and “word” are commonly said when an individual feels a certain level of discomfort with an action/statement because these terms are most commonly used when an individual feels any level of displeasure.
This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.
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This term originates from the sole powerhouse school of Virginia, James Madison University.
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Sexy Guy #1 : Yo I got two free tickets to the JMU v VT football game, you wanna go?
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!
Sexy Guy #2: Schwerd! Fuck Tech!
Sexy Guy #1: Roll Dukes!
schwerd by Da Duke Dawg October 20, 2022
Schwert
Derived from the words "sweet" and "shart". Meaning: the smell of a woman combined with something sickening.
Schwert by TheHeadmaster95 March 31, 2015
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