schwazzeld

So drunk that you are passed black out but still pounding until the sun comes up.

We were so schwazzeld last night that we used the whole fire extinguisher in the house and all the furniture was in the pool!

by otac R March 24, 2011

Schwarzwelderkirschtorte mit Sahne

The German for Blackforest Gateaux, A confection that my German teacher is obsessed with!!!

"Herr Ober! noch ein Stück Schwarzwelderkirschtorte mit Sahne, bitte!!!"

PLEASE EXCUSE ANY POOR GRAMMAR, GERMAN IS NOT MY NATIVE LLANGUAGE, DANKE SCHÖN

by KingPsymon July 7, 2008

Schmazzled

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

schwarzels

Flakey, floating and dangling remnants leftover from a single toilet flush. From the Latin schwar, meaning to remain.

He must have been here. He should always flush twice because he always leaves schwarzels.

by The Thinman July 7, 2010

patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

by cwalll May 11, 2009

Schwizzled

To get mad drunk yo

Dude last night I got so schwizzled playing beirut

by George Gervin June 15, 2009

schwazze

A slang term for chewing tobacco. Pronounced SH-waz-EE. Similar to dip, chaw, snuff, lipper. Can also be pronounced Schwaz.

"What kind of schwaz you guys got here?"
"We got skoal, copenhagen, basically everything."
"I'll get a tin of copey, thanks for the schwazze man."

by John Hancock Jr. July 24, 2007