Schlazzled
Schlazzled by Biggiecheese93 December 18, 2021
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Schmazzled
Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.
We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos
Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021
Related Words
Schlazzled • Schlozzled • Schmazzled • Schnazzle • shazzled • Schlackled • schlazed • schlizzle • Schlozzle • schmazzle
Schlozzle
Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012
schnozzled
schnozzled by Sdrz. February 26, 2008
Schlackled
When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)
"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"
Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008
schmazzle
Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.
aka. people on acid out on the town.
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.
aka. people on acid out on the town.
schmazzle by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006
Schmizzled
(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.
Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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