Schlazzled 

Very out of it to the point of being a detriment to you and others around you

Oi did u here about henry last night cunt got schlazzled

Schlazzled by Biggiecheese93 December 18, 2021

Schmazzled 

Adj. The act of being absolutely fucked out of your mind.

We just got absolutely schmazzled while drinking 4Lokos

I’m absolutely fucked out of my mind, I’m Schmazzled!

Schmazzled by The Yo-Crunch Bandit November 7, 2021

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

schnozzled 

the concept of being totally mashed from any intoxicating substances

'Damn Kate, i'm so frickin' schnozzled!'

schnozzled by Sdrz. February 26, 2008

Schlackled

When you are so drunk you a) don't recall 90% of the night b)throw up somewhere besides a toilet c) sleep somewhere you definitely shouldn't be (ex: behind an eye doctors office where bums urinate)

"Ashley slept behind the eye doctor last night right where bums take dookies."
"Wow, she must have been schlackled!"

Schlackled by Schlackled Girl June 11, 2008

schmazzle 

The art of stealing lawn gnomes

Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.

schmazzle by MilesIsInsane December 10, 2006

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010