Schwizzled

To get mad drunk yo

Dude last night I got so schwizzled playing beirut

by George Gervin June 15, 2009

schmizzed

Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.

I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.

by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

Swizzled

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

shizzledick

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams

A word originating in hawaii, that is used in reference to pure uncut Cocaine

A yo son i just copped a fresh batch of SchnizzleButterBizzleBamBams.

by Kamehameha I July 22, 2009

Schmitzled

The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.

Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!

"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"

by TressaRocks January 1, 2012

Dip-Shnizzled

1. To be confused or in a state of confusion
2. To suffer from mild retardation

Julie appeared to be a bit dip-shnizzled as she looked for her misplaced keys.

by Blackcat16 March 7, 2010