schwazali 

(n.)

the male phallic reproductive organ, oftentimes referred to as the penis, dick, meat, sausage, weiner, tallywhacker, or fajitis

"What are you doing waving your schwazali at traffic for, you dumbass?"

schwazali by BMOC Bob Myers January 19, 2008

Schwaza 

An amazing occurrence that leaves you with a lack of words to express the gravity of the moment. A close cousin to "swag", however it eclipses the elementary use of the word (swag) through association with hero/rebel archetypes.

Person 1 "I just won the account and I smashed that girl with the green eyes who models" Person 2 "Schwaza"

Schwaza by WayfarerWay April 11, 2011

schwanzalicious 

def1: a delicious tail.
def2: a delicious penis!

mmmm...that was schwanzalicious!

schwanzalicious by seb October 27, 2003

Schwahili 

Someone who is from the southern United States.

What's with the overalls? You look like a Schwahili

Schwahili by Tem13 December 31, 2021

Shit schwaggling 

The ronchy act of holding in your shit when you really have to go. This causes the anus to release ultra-foul smelling farts, and each one gets closer and closer to shitting your pants. Often occurs when you are in a situation where you can’t shit, such as a funeral, in line at the grocery store, or on a date.

“Chia! Are you over there shit schwaggling again?! Just go to the bathroom you stank ass dingledong! That shit ranks!”

“God damn! I was next in line at Kmart, so I couldn’t give up my spot to go take a dump. I just stood there shit schwaggling for like 20 minutes. That vapor choked out everyone in line!”

Shit schwaggling by Doogaloog January 6, 2008

schwallied 

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

schwallied by PatrickKing December 27, 2006

schwallies 

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage. First used by M. Patterson of Blackpool.

Neil : Are we going Skydiving then?
Matt : Yes, however I shall require a few schwallies before doing so to calm my nerves

Matt : Lets go into town for the 45th night on the row... just for a few schwallies.

schwallies by Some Negro June 20, 2005