schwackums

Asshole, or anything you want it to be

I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline

by Finfan13 July 11, 2011

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

booboo schlackum

Adj. Something annoying, undesirable, unfortunate, or in poor taste; can also be used in the plural to the same effect.

1. "You wrecked your car last night? That's booboo schlackum!"

2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."

by TheTripleBizzle May 30, 2006

Schwackism

Arrogance usually reserved for hipsters and Californians, projecting the notion that they've been there, done that, way back before it was cool.

Dave was going to go to the Mastodon show but he sold his tickets claiming the band was too mainstream, he' such a schwack. I think he's become a troll for the schwackism movement.

by Dubsmith7 October 15, 2014

schnuckums

this is a cute way to describe a girl who is fuckable. To them, it sounds cute...and they will ask you what it means

"Hey Schnuckums, nice to see you."

by Matt.Levitt October 2, 2003

Schwakums

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.

That shit was fucking schwakums.

by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003

Schnackums

a really annoying way to say snack!

man i need 35 cents more to buy some schnackums

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005