schwackums
I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline
I have schwackums from the gumline
schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011
Words you can keep
Schwackum stick
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
Schwackum stick by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
Related Words
booboo schlackum
Adj. Something annoying, undesirable, unfortunate, or in poor taste; can also be used in the plural to the same effect.
1. "You wrecked your car last night? That's booboo schlackum!"
2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
2. "Listen, don't even worry about that broad; she's booboo schlackums for shizzle."
booboo schlackum by TheTripleBizzle May 30, 2006
Schwackism
Arrogance usually reserved for hipsters and Californians, projecting the notion that they've been there, done that, way back before it was cool.
Dave was going to go to the Mastodon show but he sold his tickets claiming the band was too mainstream, he' such a schwack. I think he's become a troll for the schwackism movement.
Schwackism by Dubsmith7 October 15, 2014
schnuckums
this is a cute way to describe a girl who is fuckable. To them, it sounds cute...and they will ask you what it means
schnuckums by Matt.Levitt October 2, 2003
Schwakums
Schwakums by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003
Schnackums
Schnackums by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary
grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026