Schnackums

a really annoying way to say snack!

man i need 35 cents more to buy some schnackums

by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

schnookums

A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

My chihuahua Fluffy is the sweetest schnookums in the world.

by anonymooseeh November 11, 2008

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

by And September 20, 2003

Snackums

The best of the best when it comes to snacks; snacks that you prefer over all other snacks.

Snacker 1: Dude do you want some potato chips?
Snacker 2: No, I don't want a snack... I'd prefer some snackums, like chex mix.

by flaub October 18, 2011

schnukums

noun. Hunny bun. Sweetie pie. Someone that you love and is just so cute.

Totally in love girl: "Hii my little schnukums!"
Totally in love guy: "Heyy sweet pea! I love you!"
Totally in love girl: "You're so cute!"

by Aidann May 10, 2008

shnuckums

A pet name for someone with whom you would like to cuddle and/or DTR.

I can't wait to see my shnuckums.

by pumpkin April 18, 2005