schwagums

something that is just not chill and is schwagums.

Rodney: Ey pete have you seen the latest episode of Pikachu returns to San Diego?

Pete: Yeah that shit is schwagums, pikachu dosent even hook it up phat, he just kicks it in his pokeball with big b

schwagums by jakeyboy2121 January 28, 2007

Schwakums 

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.

That shit was fucking schwakums.

Schwakums by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003

schwaglissa 

An embarrassing, fairly unattractive female you've met on the Internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of sex.

"She's alright, I'm not gonna marry her or nothin'...just another schwaglissa."

"She's not bad in bed, but she's schwaggy like schwaglissa."

"Did you see that girl's outfit? It's fucking horrendous. Did she go shopping with schwaglissa?"

schwaglissa by Urban Dictionary User September 10, 2003

schwackums

Asshole, or anything you want it to be

I fucked her schwackum.
I have schwackums from the gumline

schwackums by Finfan13 July 11, 2011

schwarms 

worm filled diarrhea

that river water i drank last week gave me a case of the schwarms.

schwarms by Abubaca August 13, 2023

Schwangus 

An endearing term for a human penis!

She was well know as a schwangus connoisseur among her church group.

Schwangus by Shockmeista May 25, 2024