Schwakums
Schwakums by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003
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Schwackum stick
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
Schwackum stick by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010
Related Words
Schwakums • schwackums • schwagums • Schwackum stick • schnukums • schmukums • Schnackums • schwakets • Schwarm • Shlakum Sneeze
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schmukums by Gabe Conrad August 9, 2010
Schnackums
Schnackums by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005
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Rodney: Ey pete have you seen the latest episode of Pikachu returns to San Diego?
Pete: Yeah that shit is schwagums, pikachu dosent even hook it up phat, he just kicks it in his pokeball with big b
Pete: Yeah that shit is schwagums, pikachu dosent even hook it up phat, he just kicks it in his pokeball with big b
schwagums by jakeyboy2121 January 28, 2007
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