Schwakums 

An insanly sick play mostly in sports like Basketball.

That shit was fucking schwakums.

Schwakums by G\'d up bout to beat up August 29, 2003

Schwackum stick

Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.

One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.

Schwackum stick by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 17, 2010

schnukums 

noun. Hunny bun. Sweetie pie. Someone that you love and is just so cute.

Totally in love girl: "Hii my little schnukums!"
Totally in love guy: "Heyy sweet pea! I love you!"
Totally in love girl: "You're so cute!"

schnukums by Aidann May 10, 2008

schnukums 

a fat, black, mamma's boy.

Come here my lil schnukums! Mama gotta wipe off that schmutz off yo face!

schnukums by jcuc August 24, 2009

schmukums 

a very sweet and cute boy/girl-kind of like a "pet" name

aww schmukums you are so nice

schmukums by Gabe Conrad August 9, 2010

Schnackums

a really annoying way to say snack!

man i need 35 cents more to buy some schnackums

Schnackums by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005

schwagums

something that is just not chill and is schwagums.

Rodney: Ey pete have you seen the latest episode of Pikachu returns to San Diego?

Pete: Yeah that shit is schwagums, pikachu dosent even hook it up phat, he just kicks it in his pokeball with big b

schwagums by jakeyboy2121 January 28, 2007