schulenberg
schulenberg by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021
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Schoenberger
The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing
An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.
Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009
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Schellenberg
A group of bad ass German familia who's ancestors date back to the time of knights and Chivalry. If you know one why are you sitting there, go lock your doors. Also, Schellenberg is a town in Germany with a quaint green country side with flowing rivers and where the hills are alive with music.
Schellenberg by The Ancesterial Knight February 3, 2010
schoenberg
A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010
schlenergy
schlenergy by townhouse69 March 8, 2020
Schadenberg
Coming from the German words for "damage" and "mountain", the Schadenbergs are a strong race of people.
They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.
They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.
Schadenberg by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010
Schoenberger
Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.
Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016
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