schulenberg

the last name of a cool person that is cool 😎😎😎

that person with the last name schulenberg is cool

schulenberg by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schellenberg

A group of bad ass German familia who's ancestors date back to the time of knights and Chivalry. If you know one why are you sitting there, go lock your doors. Also, Schellenberg is a town in Germany with a quaint green country side with flowing rivers and where the hills are alive with music.

O, do lets go visit the town of Schellenberg!

Schellenberg by The Ancesterial Knight February 3, 2010

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.

My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.

schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010

schlenergy 

That vibe of energy you get from a guy who walks around knowing he has a massive schlong

That guy over there... I can feel his schlenergy

schlenergy by townhouse69 March 8, 2020

Schadenberg 

Coming from the German words for "damage" and "mountain", the Schadenbergs are a strong race of people.

They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.

Heindric Schadenberg has connections to all the hottest prostitutes this side of Berlin.

Schadenberg by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016