scharenberg 

Very cool amazing last name for people who are just better than you wayyyyy better

I wish I was like that guy who has the last name scharenberg

scharenberg by Gaming Truck June 14, 2022

Sparenberg 

Someone who saves an entire city or town
A Super Awesome person
A Large Castle in Germany

Spare-n-berg

Spare a town

Our City is about to be blown up, we really need a Sparenberg right about now...

Our Town is wack we def need a Sparenberg

Sparenberg by Marc Awesome September 8, 2010

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

scharfenberger 

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.

"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.

scharfenberger by xxxkitkatxxx May 3, 2021

schnakenberg

A Schnakenberg is the all powerful.

It was the Schnakenberg that sunk the titanic!

Schnakenbacon is better than Grimm bacon.

Schnakenbabies

Caution: Prolonged exposure to Schnakenberg may cause an extreme amount of corny jokes as well as delirious laughter and projectile puns and abundant alliteration.

The schnakenberg has continuously avoided death by Ashenheart.

schnakenberg by OracleofSchnaken September 30, 2013

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] 

the brown line on the back of the penis which stretches down to the ball sack

my leroy tendon is soo stretchy
"leroy tendon schatzenberg"

leroy tendon [schatzenberg] by james104 February 25, 2009

schulenberg

the last name of a cool person that is cool 😎😎😎

that person with the last name schulenberg is cool

schulenberg by rydkydekdyr May 7, 2021