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Schaubism
noun
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
Related Words
Schou • schouampus • Schoubada • schoubi • Schoucher • schouest • Schoulayer • Schould • schoultz • Schounce
schlough
A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
schlough by Rockintoes May 19, 2016
Schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018
Schaumburg High School
A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
Schaumburg High School by I say it so you dont have to November 30, 2018
Schounce
"SCHOUNCE"
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"
#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"
#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#2 "The investment banker used a pick up line that was quite "schounce" . I knew there was no way that my father stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
Schounce by Julie Rocks! January 8, 2009
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Salad Days
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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