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Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
Related Words
to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.
I scheuered the German Highway toll.
scheuer by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

schlough 

A form of local/regional hard liquor, often characterized by its lack of international appeal and poor methods of distillation. For example, Kentucky Bourbon won't be considered a schlough, however, Nigerian Palm Wine is.
"Ah dude, when we get to the Philippines, we need to get ass over backwards hammered off that local schlough!"
schlough by Rockintoes May 19, 2016
A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a verb or noun
1) what the schlube ?!
2) hey schlube
Schlube by FRANKIE THE SCHLUBE January 22, 2018

Schaumburg High School 

A school that will make you want to slam your fucking face into a brick wall, so you will be able to comprehend the autism that comes out of the teachers mouths. And if you dont do it yourself, than there are enough fights to the point that someone will do it for you.
I wish that Schaumburg High School would burn down in the California fires, but it is in Illinois.
"SCHOUNCE"
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"

#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#2 "The investment banker used a pick up line that was quite "schounce" . I knew there was no way that my father stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
Schounce by Julie Rocks! January 8, 2009