schouampus

adj. 1. Being disorderly in nature; not coinciding with its surroundings.

"Amidst all of the beautiful renaissance art, the ugly modern picture looked schouampus."

by A. B. C. November 10, 2008

Schlampus

a adjective used to describe something that is awesome to extensive amounts; it is a very high honor is to be considered this, as not many reach this level at anything.

Nate: "Yo im so glad we got high before getting drunk and going to the movies, my night got so much better!"
Hank: "Yea man it was totally Schlampus!"

by MarkMorrisonMan July 7, 2009