schoultz
homie schoultz
schoultz by 420 the magicl dragon smoker February 9, 2014
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howard schultz
The current CEO of Starbucks and also the asshole who sold the Seattle Supersonics to someone from Oaklahoma City.
Man: Did you here about Howard Schultz, he sold the Sonics and they moved them to Oaklahoma City
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
Man 2: Great, that asshole just robbed my kids childhood of basketball in the North West.
howard schultz by Diiesel August 22, 2011
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Debbie Wasserman Schultz
The corrupt and evil leader of the Democratic Party who rigged the 2016 primary elections. In a leaked email, Schultz and one of her colleagues plotted to portray Bernie Sanders as an atheist in states that were particularly religious. She eventually resigned as the chairperson of the Democratic Party.
Debbie Wasserman Schultz by abcdefghi76543 July 25, 2016
Donald Schultz
Host of Wild Recon. "He travels the world tracking down rare, deadly animals. Herpetologist, animal expert, and adrenaline junkie." Cutting edge research labs call on him to retrieve biological samples. This isn't a stunt, it's his job!
Donald Schultz. He's White Noise! Boom!
Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.
Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.
Donald Schultz, bounty hunter for animal samples used for medical research.
Donald Schultz raised awareness for snakebite victims and aids AVRI: Animal-Venom Research International & Viper Institute in Venom in Vegas.
Donald Schultz by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010
Schultzing
v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.
n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.
n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.
Schultzing by R.Dubs March 5, 2010
Kurt Schultz
Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz
Kurt Schultz by Darn Dude June 7, 2017
the schultz
1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.
2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss
3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones
2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss
3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones
megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz
The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz
Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.
dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.
The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz
Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.
dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.
the schultz by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009
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