An insulting act, having your ball sack removed, the fluids drained, and then the fluids shoved down your throat. Used when you've been defeated or destroyed in some way.
by sgajdhflehladhajkd June 10, 2009
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Losing a contest/game/battle/argument in a humiliating fashion while the other person shows you how it is done. They remain as cool as a cucumber as if it didn't even require effort on their part.
Joe: "Ryan only has to get the black and then he has 7-balled me in this game of pool"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
Jen: "You're getting schooled Joe, jeez!"
by pLUSpISTOL January 4, 2012
Get the getting schooled mug.by Shaneo October 17, 2003
Get the schooled mug.Being taught the proper way to preform an action, via extreme ownage and embarrasment. This requires the schooler, who is always of such a high level of skill that the schoolee has no chance of saving his reputation, to utterly dominate and show no remorse. If remorse is shown, it is done in a cool and laid-back way, as in to say "Your not even worth the effort of my pinkie finger", which ironically is just as brutal as an all-out ownage.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
If you ever find yourself being schooled, it is wise to not bitch about it. Doing so makes you look like a tool.
Dude...Jim was getting schooled by Bob while playing basketball. Jim decided to be a tool and talk shit about Bob while he was losing 10-2. Bob then released a can of unrelenting whoop-ass on Jim, who then had no choice but to become a traveling back-up dancer and change his name to Kevin Federline.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
He can currently be found schooling Britney Spears on the art of gold digging.
by noobtastic April 20, 2006
Get the schooled mug.Schooberry (skoo-beh-ree) - a dingleberry that sticks to the tip of your cat's tail when it walks between your legs with it's tail up after you have pooped.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning and wiped with my cat, now he has a huge schooberry. Please wash your hands if you pet him.
by Luther Bazoo November 13, 2017
Get the schooberry mug.A term used to inform others to not be scoobed, or screwed over.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.
To be scoobed is to have your operation completely ruined.
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