School-Boner 

A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.

I got a school-boner today. I dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.

School-Boner by Carlos1174 May 26, 2010

mid school boner 

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

mid school boner by EJ the prp April 16, 2008

Old school boner 

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

Old school boner by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016

elementary school boner 

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

elementary school boner by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

Boerne High School vape bust 2k19 

9 freshman girls got caught doing the vapes. They were to busy getting popcorn lung to realize the bust coming. They are now referred to as the freshman vape gods. Let’s just say prince got them good.

Hey did you here about the Boerne High School vape bust 2k19

Boerne High School vape bust 2k19 by Horstmanprincewilson February 2, 2019

Boerne High School 

A High School Which Alawys Goes To State But Rarely Wins There Football Team Is Really Good Alawys Winning At Least 10 Games But Can Never Win The Games That Actully Matter Also There Bands Getting Pretty Good Now But Since They Did'nt Go To State The Year This Is Being Written I Don't Going Anywhere Since Now There Seasons Will Be 5A Schools Considering That Boerne Will Be A 5A School By 2024 Them Going To State So Often Won't Be The Case No More But Who Knows Boerne Has A Very Rich Campus And Is Expanding There Buildings But There Food Is Filled With All Types Of Diesses And The Only Good Food To Eat Thats Tasty Is Incredbly Unhealthy And Every Meal Cost 3 Dollars To Buy But S Made For At Most 50 Cents Most Of There Teachers Are Great Apart From Some Of Them There Is A Very Split Student Body Half Of Them Are Dumb As Dirt While The Other Half Are Smart However Rarely Anyone At Boerne Actully Fail There Classes Even Thougth Boerne High School Has Many Flaws Its Way Better Then Champion Even Thougth Champion Has Dobule The Student Body Boerne Is Better Beacuse The Smaller The Better

The Boerne High School Football Team Got To State Championships Last Year Loseing To Chinia Springs This Year They Only Got To The Secound Playoff Game Were Unfountly They Forget How To Pass Even Thougth Hudson Hindrex Is A Amazeing Running Back Theres Only So Many Hudson Hindrex To The Right Plays Before The Other Team Relizes We Forgot How To Pass

Boerne High School by Dimeind November 21, 2023

Boerne Champion High School

A majority white school where hicks and boys pretending to be gangster crawl from the sewers. At this school your either the type who sits outside for lunch, or inside. Boerne Champion is known for its notorious vaping permitting zones, also known as the bathroom. Other smoking opportunities include, sneaking out into the woods by the ranch, and under the bleachers at the field. Champion houses many rich little snobs who will by no doubt, be holding the iPhone 12 by the time this gets approved. Another noticeable trait of this school would be the abundance of Trump 2020 flags.

POV: (Talking To Someone From Another School) (probably Tivy)
Them: what school do you go to
You: I go to Boerne Champion High School
Them: Cool
You: Did you hear we made it to semi-finals in football?
Them: I literally don’t give a fuck
You: ok
Them: walks away
You: walks back to your 2021 Chevy that daddy bought

Boerne Champion High School by CHS Inmate 47892 November 18, 2020