School-Boner

A severe inconvenience when an unsolicited erection occurs in school. The inconvenience is magnified in the presence of basketball shorts and presentations in front of the class.

I got a school-boner today. I dont know why it happened, but it was uncomfortable.

by Carlos1174 May 26, 2010

mid school boner

A random ass boner in school.

"Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni

by EJ the prp April 16, 2008

elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.

no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.

by Chaintokers February 19, 2017

Old school boner

A highly respectful sized penis that doesn't exist ordinarily

Just driving along with an old school boner

by Mel&TimTam June 7, 2016