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scholnged

when a male with a big penis has sexual intercourse with a female
John-'You heard what happened to Lily?'
Jimmy-'No, what happened?'
John-'She got scholnged by Benjamin'
by XWLOFIMH777 March 18, 2022
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Scholared

One who has obtained the right to study (through financial aid, merit, status ..etc.) under the privileges of a scholarship. Word usually used in past-tense, however, can be used in reference to future occurences (example below;)
Jenny was scholared into NYU, how crazy is that?!

Matt, do you think you'll be scholared into Harvard...I mean, what are the chances of that?
by LilKiddo22 June 18, 2011
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Schlongevity

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008
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schmenged

ive been schmenged
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
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schlonged

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
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Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
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schlonged

by demhatz April 2, 2016
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