schlongdow

- a shadow of a man's pp.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

by puffygopher June 14, 2024

schlongdow

- a penis shadow
- a shadow resembling a penis.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow.

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

by puffygopher June 14, 2024

Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

schlongdidong

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022