schlongdow

- a shadow of a man's pp.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

schlongdow by puffygopher June 14, 2024

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schlongdow

- a penis shadow
- a shadow resembling a penis.
- a portmanteaus word of schlong and shadow.

I saw a huge schlongdow in the woods when I turned on my flashlight.

schlongdow by puffygopher June 14, 2024

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schlongdow • schlongdonkey • Schlongdonging • shlongdow • schlongmont • schlockdown • schlongboard • schlongbonking • Schlongbosis • schlongbottom

Schlongbosis

The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

Schlongbosis by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

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schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021