The condition in which your balls stick to your leg after sitting/standing around for an extended period of time in a hot environment.
Symptoms include walking like a penguin and extended scratching sessions.

People worry about blood clots in Economy Class, although schlongbosis is a condition affecting 1 in 2 males.

Schlongbosis by Thomas M. July 21, 2008

schlongoloid

Schlongoloid is usually used to describe a person that has done some dumb shit,mostly as friendly banter. It's a mid-offense insult that will get a laugh or two from your friends

*Over Discord,while playing ranked Rainbow Six Siege*
Bogdan:*leaves a guy pass him then the guy flicks to his head* BRUVAGE,what???
James:Bogdan,you schlongoloid,that was a free kill

schlongoloid by Esseman420 January 10, 2021

schlongbonking

V. The act of sword fighting (with another male of course) while both participants are ejaculating on one another's abdominal area

Dude, Noel is such a faggot I caught him schlongbonking with Yousif in the boys changeroom today

schlongbonking by penispumper5097 May 21, 2009

schlongpoofa

A car exhaust pipe which ken called a schlongpoofa in an episode of Barbie life in the dream house

Barbie: YOU GOT ME A GOLDEN SCHLONGPOOFA
Ken: yes I did

schlongpoofa by Jellybean0807 June 8, 2019

schlongdidong

a big penis that i like to suck on

oh wow your boyfriend has a really big schlongdidong

schlongdidong by cocks are very daddy February 15, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026