Definitions by monocle_man

tops 

to be "top shelf", hard to reach, or unnattainable, and therefore, being bad ass when you do.

you just won risk? man that's tops

tops by monocle_man July 7, 2011

schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.

Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.

schnurff by monocle_man July 7, 2011