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schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.
Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.
by monocle_man October 15, 2010
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tops

to be "top shelf", hard to reach, or unnattainable, and therefore, being bad ass when you do.
you just won risk? man that's tops
by monocle_man October 15, 2010
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