schnoice
schnoice by Ack oop barf December 4, 2009
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Schnice
adj. similar in meaning to the English 'nice' but with added emphasis. May be used as an exclamation. Often appears with multiple 'i's.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Schnice by Billy Fleecer March 7, 2011
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Shnoice
Shnoice by Zekeotronic February 15, 2008
schnice
A combination of 2 words both special and nice. Used especially around blind dates that you liked but would never see again. Also used around your friends when describing your younger mentally retarded brother. Not a nice word.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Also used around people who say something stupid and you want to let them know that what they said was something a special, mentally retarded person would say.
Example 1
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
Example 2
Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!
Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
Sesile: I hear you have a sister. I need a date this weekend. Is she fine? Would I get some?
Homer: You can meet her but I have to warn you. All I can say about her is she is schnice.
Sesile: Aww man...I don't date girls that are tards
Example 2
Homer: You have a fine sister...NOT!
Sesile: Schnice man. That was real schnice.
schnice by Topher Brown November 14, 2007
Schnoigers
A humanoid creature, usually goblin-like in stature and appearance. Schnoigers are generally attracted to shiny objects of monetary value, or just money.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers are renowned for sporting humongous, abnormally red and scabrous noses, in which they frequently store items.
While Schnoigers have useful storage nooks inside their noses, they also have a third, long and skinny hand, which they use to scour surfaces looking for objects that hold any monetary value. Their infamous third hand stems from their scalp and folds inside their hollow skull, Schnoigers utilise Yarmulkes to conceal their inhuman third hand.
A common example of a modern day Schnoiger is the magnificent, Harvey H.
Schnoigers by Tickleballeus August 19, 2022
Schnoidee
A small statured man who is whiny and always has a stick up his ass. Usually, but not restricted to Jewish men.
Betsy had an awful date with Shlomo, he complained about everything and made them split the check. He was a complete Schnoidee.
Schnoidee by NickyBaxter April 21, 2023
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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