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Schnobble 

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.
Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...
Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

schnobbler 

A man,women, or a Rosie O`donnell who has no care in life and is probly extremely fat and mentaly retarded like the dude who made the first schnobbler above me who took my word schnobble.
You @$8%ing idiot,I told you to feed the puppy in the week I was gone on vacation,now it`s dead thanks to you, you stupid schnobbler!!!!!
schnobbler by alex 3 December 26, 2008

Schnobble 

2.Another word explaining how that fat guy sitting across from you just ate a whole Big Mac in 2 bites!
2.-jake-Pssst,hey Ron look at that fat guy,thats soooo schnobble!-Ron-I know.
Schnobble by alex 1 December 26, 2008

Schnobbler 

one who shnobbles
Oh, now what the hell did u do?! You stupid schnobbler, how are we supposed to milk the cow now?!
Schnobbler by John November 28, 2003

shnobaloobe 

You are a shnobaloobe since you are acting weird.
shnobaloobe by Shnobaloobe April 11, 2017

Schnobler 

A person who tends to only care for themselves, yet is too incompetent to do anything. These people tend to surround themselves with others of the same disability.
Man- “That guy Ronnie is such schnobler.”
Friend- “Well his father was quite the prick back in the day. I guess it’s hereditary.”
Schnobler by b-shozzletito November 5, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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