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Schnobolong 

An Australian word for a large genitalia, usually for a male. It can be abbreviated to Schlong. It is used to either compliment or insult someone.
He licked my toes up to my neck and then pulled down his pants to display his 'schnobolong.'

You remind me of my grandpa's schnobolong!
Schnobolong by ITZ VENOM November 29, 2020
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Schnobolong 

An Australian word for a large genitalia, usually for a male. It can be abbreviated to Schlong. It is used to either compliment or insult someone.
He licked my toes up to my neck and then pulled down his pants to display his 'schnobolong.'

You remind me of my grandpa's schnobolong!
Schnobolong by ITZ VENOM November 29, 2020
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Schnobolong 

An Australian word for a large genitalia, usually for a male. It can be abbreviated to Schlong. It is used to either compliment or insult someone.
He licked my toes up to my neck and then pulled down his pants to display his 'schnobolong.'

You remind me of my grandpa's schnobolong!
Schnobolong by ITZ VENOM November 29, 2020

Schnobolong 

Aussie slang for a large penis. Can be used as an insult or a compliment. Opposite of a schmekle.
This bully said to me "you are a wrinkly cunt" so I called him a schnobolong.

She licked me from my toes up to my neck and then she pulled down my pants and said "Wow, that's a schnobolong!"
Schnobolong by ITZ VENOM November 30, 2020

schnoobling

To Get into other's buisness. To be Nosey.
Tyler was schnoobling around Spencer's private conversation.
schnoobling by Tyler Lindahl February 7, 2008

Schobbolong 

In the game of snooker or pool where your shot heads towards the pocket, only to find that the ball bounces off the corners of the pocket numerous times and ends up in a difficult position.
It was an easy shot to make but I schobbolonged it and lost the game.
Schobbolong by Scargsy April 22, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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