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schnitzlered 

Being drunk beyond normal human capacitance. Past black-out stage. Possibly in combination with substances. Most likely waking up 16 hours after incident having no recollection of previous engagements. Unwilling to lift body from bed for the following 24 hours.
After that handle of vodka and plate of hash brownies last night, I was so schnitzlered I couldn't make it into work the next two days!!
schnitzlered by Raspy Barnickle July 13, 2010

schnitzeled

Often used as a verb or action word referring to the act of theft.
Milan: "someone totally schnitzeled my 7 dollar bag of fuckin chips"
schnitzeled by Jamesclay16 November 24, 2017

Schnitzeled

Pissed as fuck or even off your tits on drugs
Schnitzeled in Notts
Schnitzeled by boogiemoog July 27, 2019

Schnitzeled

When a German vehicle has been modified (in poor taste). Rather than it being "RICED" it is Schnitzeled. The wiener being the driver, and the schnitzel being the modified vehicle.
As an Audi S4 rolls past on lowering springs with a body kit and straight pipes... That poor S4 has been schnitzeled! Look at the wiener driving it.
Schnitzeled by bicyclejohn September 26, 2018

nonshit schnitzeled 

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

Schnitzellie

the act of being awesome or something really cool.
Hey bro, won the lottery. It was totally schnitzellie!
Schnitzellie by Kiellan June 18, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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