2 definitions by el capitano!

1
To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.
I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
by el capitano! October 08, 2010
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2
To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.
Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.
by el capitano! October 04, 2018
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