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stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.
That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

Rob Schneider 

The greatest Jewish comedian alive? Uh, quite possibly! Not... Uh derp!
"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider was an animal. Then he was a woman. And now, Rob Schneider is -- A STAPLER! And he's about to find out -- that being a stapler -- is harder than it looks! Rob Schneider is -- THE STAPLER! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider is a Wall Street executive, with everything going for him. Only problem is -- he's about to become -- A CARROT! It's 24-carrot comedy! Rob Schneider is -- A CARROT! Rated PG-13."

"Heh-heh, Rob Schneider, derp dee derp! Derp dee derpittee derpee derp! Until one day, a derpa derpa durba derp! Derp dee derp, -- da teetley tum! From the creators of -- DER -- and -- TUM TA TITTALY TUM TERPA DERP, Rob Schneider is -- DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB. Rated PG-13."

Christoph Schneider

An absolute sex-beast drummer who is a member of the German band Rammstein.
Oh yes, Christoph Schneider that sexy motherfucker in the German band Rammstein

Dan Schneider Laugh Track 

An annoying laugh that happens when stuff isn’t funny.
Olivia: This fish sure smells fishy!

Audience: *Dan Schneider Laugh Track*

Rob Schneider 

Starred in movies such as "Der" and "Tum-Ta-Tittly Tum-Ta-Too", most recently starring in "Da Derp De Derp De Tittly Derp De Der De Dum"
Rob Schneider WAS an animal, then, he was a hot chick, now, he's a stapler!
Rob Schneider by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006

rob schneider 

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny
I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay
rob schneider by dr. janus July 3, 2011
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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