schneidering

To receive very enthusiastic oral sex by a bearded little man.

I met a guy yesterday and his schneidering was incredible.

schneidering by Moomops August 27, 2022

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Schneidering

1) the act of agressively yet gracefully and succesfully diving out of a window which stands 2 or more stories above the ground.
2) sucessfully evading....anything
3) the act of doing,making,or achieving anything awesome

To escape the fire, Tod Schneidered to safety
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Schneidering by actavios September 5, 2012

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Schneidering • schneiderance • Schneiderize • Schneiding • Schneider egg

Schneiderize

To borrow something from a friend and not return it.

Todd Schneiderized my CD.

Schneiderize by BHobbs February 10, 2010

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schneiderance

The journey of shedding ignorance and cultivating tolerant understanding.

I ask questions and listen to criticism in order to pursue schneiderance and expand my horizons.

schneiderance by itsschneider June 27, 2016

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Schneiding

being a freaky ahh boi on some feet type shi
*winds up for ultimate punch* DAN, I OUGHTA SHOW YOU WHAT DE-FEET REALLY LOOK LIKE

Person 1: bro WHAT?? is there something on my foot?!!
Person 2: ...
Person 1: u Schneiding fr

Schneiding by Fugalat00gun March 9, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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