schnauzberries

The little partials of poop that hang off a man's butthole hair.

"Did you hear about Michaels schnauzberries??" "I sure did! He really need to trim that bush"

by My_cat_has_ptsd June 3, 2023

Schnauzberries

The little partials of poop that hang off a man's butthole hairs.

"did you hear about Michaels Schnauzberries?"
"Yes I sure did! He really needs to trim that bush"

by My_cat_has_ptsd June 3, 2023

schnozberries

the greatest fruit that grows on walls/back seat police windows.

"the shnozberries taste like shnozberries" super troopers

by milog19 May 2, 2005

schnozberries

One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers

"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."

by guynamedrob October 16, 2005

shnazzberries

A berry in which you snort and/or eat to imply that your are desperately trying to get high. Shnazzberries has been mentioned around teenage punks like Ryan Bielefield, Jake Fuiten, Cris O'Day, and Maxwell O'Day. Shnazzberries can be grown by taking a shit in the ground and watering it with urine. Once it starts to seed, you must worship as a god and kill 4- 8 bodies a day and lay the corpses on the foundation. Once it begins to fruitinize, take a emo kid and shove it up the closest dogs butthole to insure sweet and sexual berries. Growing the berries is useless and just shows your are a gay ass retard.

"Hey man, you want to meet up after school and do some shnazzberries?"

by paco57bitch June 30, 2009

schnozberries

Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a schnozberry (snozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.

Stan: Did you see the size of that nose?
Lou: He couldn't pick those schnozberries with a backhoe!

by diogenes_ifyouplease September 9, 2011

Schnazberries

Majikal fruitz from Willy Wonka

"these schnazberries tast like schnazberries"

.......dont ask Pat is gay and im typing random shit during my Desktop Publishing class.

Ps- look up Crips oh and Reeta M ...funny as hellllll

by missssss newwwww boooooootyyyyy May 31, 2007