One of the best fruits ever. Tastes like banana blended with kiwi with a hint of egg salad. Referenced in Super Troopers and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
"the schnozberries taste like schnozberries" - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as Super Troopers
"So I went down on this girl and it was so sweet smelling, it tasted like schnozberries. The next day we got married. Damn she has nice tits."
A berry in which you snort and/or eat to imply that your are desperately trying to get high. Shnazzberries has been mentioned around teenage punks like Ryan Bielefield, Jake Fuiten, Cris O'Day, and Maxwell O'Day. Shnazzberries can be grown by taking a shit in the ground and watering it with urine. Once it starts to seed, you must worship as a god and kill 4- 8 bodies a day and lay the corpses on the foundation. Once it begins to fruitinize, take a emo kid and shove it up the closest dogs butthole to insure sweet and sexual berries. Growing the berries is useless and just shows your are a gay ass retard.
Famously quoted from the 1971 movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory a schnozberry (snozberry) literally refers to the particulates (berries) that come from a nose (schnoz) i.e. boogers, snot-rockets, nostral-turds, funky junk from the face-trunk, etc.
Stan: Did you see the size of that nose?
Lou: He couldn't pick those schnozberries with a backhoe!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.