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Schnauzberries

The little partials of poop that hang off a man's butthole hairs.

"did you hear about Michaels Schnauzberries?"
"Yes I sure did! He really needs to trim that bush"

The little partials of poop that hang off a man's butthole hair.

"Did you hear about Michaels schnauzberries??" "I sure did! He really need to trim that bush"