schnaub
A being who gets extra extra excited at the word yeah while getting their but scratched at a medium pace
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Pool Schnaupping
The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.
1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks
Pool Schnaupping by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020
Schaubism
noun
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
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Schaub
To be a chicken, to run away from or refuse to engage in a situation or with another person. Usually also a coward without honour or courage. Always thinks he's won when he's lost and doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him for having less backbone than their 90yr old grandma.
Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.
Derives from the 20min fight where Brendan Schaub ran away from Roberto Cyborg Abreu.
Guy 1: Did you see that fight?
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!
Guy 2: Hahahahah ye. It was shit. The guy schaubed for the whole time. What a dick!
Guy 1: I know right! Shaubing pisses me right off!
schaubed
when a quarterback ends a football game by throwing an interception that results in his team losing the game
schaubed by Scruffy Nina December 6, 2013
Underqualified Schnauzer
A very politically correct way of saying somebody is a complete idiot.
This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
This first appeared in a randomly generated name in the leaderboard of an undisclosed cyber security start-up company in Australia
Underqualified Schnauzer by roirrawedoceruces June 12, 2018