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Schaused 

To be taken advantage of verbally in a public situation without any mercy shown by the offender.
Schaus-er: Are you almost finished your home work?
Schaus-e: You're just trying to steal my answers
Schaus-er: Trust me if I were looking to steal anyones, it wouldn't be yours
Schaus-e: "schaused"
Spectators: SCHAUSED!
Schaused by Common victim January 16, 2010

Schaubenfreude 

The joy other NFL teams feel while playing against Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub. Related to schadenfreude (a feeling of enjoyment derived from the troubles of other people).
San Francisco 49ers fans ecstatically felt Schaubenfreude when the Houston Texans quarterback threw two interceptions and a pick 6 against their defense to hand them the game on a golden platter.
Schaubenfreude by veecter October 8, 2013

Viktor Schauberger

Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.
Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>
Viktor Schauberger by YouGee April 14, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026