To be takenadvantage of verbally in a public situation without any mercy shown by the offender.
Schaus-er: Are you almost finished your home work?
Schaus-e: You're just trying to steal my answers
Schaus-er: Trust me if I were looking to steal anyones, it wouldn't be yours
Schaus-e: "schaused"
Spectators: SCHAUSED!
The joy other NFL teams feel while playing against Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub. Related to schadenfreude (a feeling of enjoyment derived from the troubles of other people).
San Francisco 49ers fans ecstatically felt Schaubenfreude when the Houston Texans quarterback threw two interceptions and a pick 6 against their defense to hand them the game on a golden platter.
Viktor Schauberger the water wizard of Austria whose work on water greatly influenced people of the era. His theories on water probably influenced Dr.Masaru Emoto in a slight way.
Viktor is the earliest forms of a hippie around man!<jk>
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.