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Damn son, that schnau smells tastykakes. Is your dude holding more?
by reidale October 7, 2008
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Schnaegle

Verb. To swoop In and replace another persons position , often with devious intentions.

It usually occurs when someone has put in a lot of effort to elevate themselves into a promising position with someone of the opposite sex, only to be replaced when they turn their back for 2 minutes.

Schaegling also commonly happens when playing bandits (also sometimes called 'lurking')
Did you see that guy schnaegle me? I was in with that hot girl until I went to the toilet.

2) I stood up for one second and someone schnaegled me and took my seat!!!
by Brutal_Tapir October 4, 2016
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Pool Schnaupping

The act of starting a pool party at a house that does not belong to you without the owner's knowledge or consent. You may or may not know the owner of the pool.
1st Person: I'm so bored
2nd Person: Let's go pool schnaupping at the neighbors
1st Person: Fuck yeah, they'll give us popsicles and drinks
by King Schnaupper June 12, 2020
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Schaubism

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC
by wateryPanda June 20, 2020
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noah schnapp

actor who plays will byers in stranger things. is the best young actor of our generation and deserves every award
did you see noah schnapp’s performance in stranger things?
by iluvrats June 4, 2018
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Noah Schnapp

Noah Schnapp is an actor on the TV show Stranger Things, along with Bridge Of Spies, and The Peanuts Movie. He is the most adorable kid ever, he's so amazingly talented, i love him so much... he deserves the entire world, and much more. He cares for his fans very much, and he's always smiling and happy. He deserves everything!
Marin: I LOVE NOAH SCHNAPP
Katie: MARIN SHUT UP THATS ALL YOUVE BEEN SAYING FOR A MONTH
Marin: sorry- i love my angel uwu ( that hurt me to write djsjfk)
by Stranger1983 November 6, 2018
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Noah Schnapp

The best child actor ever (Jack D Grazer coming in close second), who everyone should know and praise. Every teen girl has a crush on him. He deserves every award out there x100.000.000.
I wish I could date Noah Schnapp
by NoahSchnappBabe December 20, 2018
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