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Schabliterated 

That point of intoxication you have reached during your night that can lead to a wonder of possibilities. Including, but not limited too, 1. forgetting where you are/who you came with 2. forgetting/not caring who you are leaving with 3. accidentally dropping your phone in the toilet 4. singing "karaoke" even though you know your singing is actually god awful 5. making decisions that you most likely regret in the morning, etc.
"Dude that chick is totally schabliterated"

O yeah and how do you know?

"Well shes stumbling home walking with two black dudes, now what sober person would do that?

Wow ur right she is schabliterated!
Schabliterated by SigPiPaaaTboi December 2, 2011
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Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."
"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"
Schmobliterated by Raychill3 October 16, 2009

Shabliterated 

Dude I was sooooooo shabliterated last night
Shabliterated by sohojoma July 10, 2009

Shabliterate 

When you shit, fart and blow up all over a toilet or in your pants or pretty much anywhere. Big diarrhea explosion.
I went to take a dump and shabliterated the bathroom stall. Shit EVERYWHERE on EVERYTHING.
Shabliterate by SnowflakeZone April 10, 2023
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