Schultzing

v. To check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces, including mirrors, office and/or store front windows.

n. Irresistible compulsion to check out one's own reflection in all reflective surfaces.

Franklin wouldn't have tripped and fallen on his face if he wasn't schultzing in that car's window.

by R.Dubs March 5, 2010

schultzing

to emotionly and intellectually detach from a hated nothing job.

sargent schultz in hogans heros . to see,hear,and know nothing to stay out of trouble,and avoid the russian front. recognising that the reason the old timers at work are bitter is because the gave the company their all and got screwed .and avoiding their fate. knowing that you owe the company what the company owes you nothing. how do you keep from going postal at mcjobs? im schultzing it babby im schultzing it.

by bmut November 25, 2007

Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

by forging ahead March 29, 2017

Schultzing

When a twin fucks his brother in the ass

"Oh man, did you hear about the Herbert twins... they got so drunk and started schultzing at the party"

by Steve Bannon's Dog September 9, 2025

Joe Schultzing

1) When you lead a girl on but for whatever reason, good or bad, completely cut off all communication with that girl.

2) Not answering in the group chat until 10-15 minutes before the plans are about to happen.

1) Yo im not into Bianca anymore i think im gonna pull a Joe Schultz.
2) Dude you gotta stop being a Joe Schultzing in the gc man.

by Makeouthill April 20, 2017

Scholzing

Promising help, but not delivering it.

Yesterday we all were supposed to fix the staircase, but you were scholzing us all day.

by Daugvinas May 29, 2022

Scholzing

“Scholzing” a verb meaning communicating good intentions about making something happen only to use, find, or invent any reason imaginable to delay or prevent that thing from happening . The word came into being after German Chancellor Olaf Scholz promised and then used excuse after excuse to delay or not send Leopard tanks to Ukraine in 2022 to support the war effort. Scholz also refused to grant other countries export licenses for the same purpose. This made international news for months and resulted in a campaign on Twitter called #FreetheLeopards. As a sign of support, the Prime Minister of Finland wore a Leopard suit, Olaf Brewing created a Leopard Beer, and many memes were created. You can search and find “Scholzing” on Twitter.

Is Scholz still scholzing?

by seehawkeye January 18, 2023