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schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.
Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
schmutzick by The Bliddler December 9, 2009
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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!
Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

schmutzing 

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.
"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"
schmutzing by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schmutzie 

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.
Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz
Schmutzie by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmurick 

Schmurik derives from the latin Schamoo Ricotta. Used between the dates of 1730 and 1780 to describe the buggery of ones cousins.
My dear Mr Darcy you schmurickster you.
Schmurick by JLove August 3, 2004
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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