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schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.
Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.
schmutzick by The Bliddler December 9, 2009
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Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule! 

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!
Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

schmutzing 

To make an audible annoying noise when eating/chewing.
"Will you stop schmutzing everyone can hear you!"
schmutzing by Tahlia Schueren August 31, 2006

Schmutzie 

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.
Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz
Schmutzie by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmurick 

Schmurik derives from the latin Schamoo Ricotta. Used between the dates of 1730 and 1780 to describe the buggery of ones cousins.
My dear Mr Darcy you schmurickster you.
Schmurick by JLove August 3, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026