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schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice
Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs
by Morgn June 11, 2007
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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
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Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.
Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!
by Schmah March 7, 2011
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Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing
Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo
by schmeggy September 4, 2020
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Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.
That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.
by 202101 December 24, 2010
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schmockey

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.
As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."
by rpc11 October 30, 2007
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Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.
Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night
by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017
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