schmunkey 

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice

Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs

schmunkey by Morgn June 11, 2007

Schmuckers Slap 

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

Schmunday

An extra day between Sunday and Monday. A day whose sole purpose is to facilitate recovery from the weekend and prepare people for a week of doing things they dont want to.

Thank Schmah it's Schmunday!

Schmunday by Schmah March 7, 2011

Schminky 

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

Schminky by schmeggy September 4, 2020

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

Schmonkey by 202101 December 24, 2010

schmockey 

The game of ice hockey played by females.

Hockey (played by males) is a vastly different game, with different rules (i.e. bodychecking), than played by females. Thus, Schmockey, should be called by a different name just as softball/fastball is termed differently than baseball.

The term Schmockey is a combination of the words She, Hockey and Mockery.

The she represents the fact that Schmockey is a sport played by females.

The Hockey represents the similarities Schmockey has to Hockey.

The Mockery represents the fact that Schmockey is a mockery of the sport of hockey.

As stated by a hockey player:

"We would absolutely slaughter the schmockey team, without question."

schmockey by rpc11 October 30, 2007

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk 

The act of caressing the inner butthole with the tip of one's tongue.

Oh, man.. that bitch gave me a Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk last night

Shlim-Shlam Schlunky-Dunk by heffe.lowe October 8, 2017