schmu

Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)

Now in usage as

1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"

2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"

3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"

"I schmu you loads"

"Do you schmu me?"

"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"

"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"

schmu by mim January 11, 2009

schmu

A word that means you don't care. A verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug. Similar to Meh.

"What do you want for dinner?"
"Schmu."

schmu by DancerGirl42 September 18, 2008

schmu

the most intense type of butt sex. evar. only the most badasses of badasses would EVAR think of THINKING about doing THIS

"hey baby wana schmu tonight?"
"hell no!"

your not enough of a badass to know about it

schmu by the original schmulbach October 16, 2011

schmu

Schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*

"Gosh, Jeremy, you've got a schmu!"
"Have fun in my schmu!"
"I don't like girls in my schmu."

schmu by Morgan&Whitney January 14, 2008

Schaubism 

noun

1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.

2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.

3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.

verb

1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.

2. Confusing two things with each other

Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.

Schaubisms:

"Not the smartest tool in the shed"

"War of nutrition"

"Fly up the radar"

"Throwing someone under the boat"

"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)

"Wiz Kalifee"

"Royals Royce"

"Thurrapy"

"Cheeto Fingers"

ETC

Schaubism by wateryPanda June 20, 2020

Schmurtled 

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

Schmurtled by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

scheuer 

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.

I scheuered the German Highway toll.

scheuer by Danlod2 May 5, 2022