Apparently derived from a German word that means a bit of a fool (Don't be such a schmo)
Now in usage as
1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"
2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"
3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"
Now in usage as
1.a friendly greeting "Schmu babe, how's stuff?"
2.an adjective for things considered nice,huggy,cool, desirable etc "That bear is So schmu"
3.an expression of emotional feeling "I schmu you very much Nimble"
"I schmu you loads"
"Do you schmu me?"
"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"
"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"
"Do you schmu me?"
"Do you want to go out tonight?"
"Actually I'd rather just stay in and schmu"
"What are you doing Tuesday?"
"Oh, I'm meeting up with Chloe for dinner, gossip and schmu"
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It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*
by Morgan&Whitney January 14, 2008
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1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
1. A system of idiotic ideas and ideals created by former UFC fighter and now "comedian" Brendan Schaub. It is not clear but these ideas are presumed to be a result of CTE.
2. Something Brendan Schaub says often that doesn't my any sense, yet he continues to say it.
3. Something 100% false that Brendan Schaub thinks is true.
verb
1. Pronouncing a word/phrase/colloquialism VERY incorrectly.
2. Confusing two things with each other
Schaubism is not to be confused with a tito-ortizism.
Schaubisms:
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
"Not the smartest tool in the shed"
"War of nutrition"
"Fly up the radar"
"Throwing someone under the boat"
"Margaret Robert" - (Margot Robbie)
"Wiz Kalifee"
"Royals Royce"
"Thurrapy"
"Cheeto Fingers"
ETC
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