1 definition by Morgan&Whitney

Schmu is a word made up my me and my sister.
It means that you have a face resembling
a vagina. Usually this is a man with facial hair
around his mouth. *Morgan and Whitney made this up, do not clame you did!*
"Gosh, Jeremy, you've got a schmu!"
"Have fun in my schmu!"
"I don't like girls in my schmu."
by Morgan&Whitney January 9, 2008
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