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Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.
"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"
by Hamish Lindsell-Stewart March 19, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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