schmookos 

Very little in relation to what was expected or needed.

"I really need to pay back debts, but I worked very few hours this month so I'm going to be paid schmookos."

"You ate so much! There's schmookos left for me!"

schmookos by Hamish Lindsell-Stewart March 19, 2008

Schmooks 

A phrase started in late Chicago that can be used as a greeting, goodbye, or thank you. Similar to Glooks.

"Aye I got the 8-ball"
"Ite Schmooks on that"

Schmooks by Jmoney2134 January 4, 2022

schmoozola 

Noun. Charm, "like butter". Used particularly in situations where you encounter a person who is in an especially bad mood and you require something from them or you require them to do something for you. This could be equated to the Italian guinea charm (referenced in Godfather I by the fictional movie director, Leo Wolz).

"In order to get a discount at the rental car place, I had to use a little schmoozola on the hot, but self-absorbed, brunette attendant."

"I knew at raise time I would have to use a little extra schmoozola on the boss, so I bought her a spa day for her birthday."

schmoozola by DMT 32 December 2, 2009

schmookums 

A term of endearment for your partner. Along the lines of baby, sweetiepie , honey, boo, schnookums

"Hey schmookums<3"

schmookums by bamf2013 October 14, 2013

Schmookie 

A name one is called when someone else cares about them very deeply. It is usually very annoying, as seen in the Seinfeld episode featuring the Soup Nazi.

Woman: I love you schmookie!
Man: I love you too schmookie!
Innocent Bystander: Stop it with the schmookie.

Schmookie by matt_losan June 19, 2007

schmookus pookus 

someone adorable/cute that you admire <3

hey, you know you’re my schmookus pookus right?

schmookus pookus by someone cute<3 October 14, 2022

Schpookshta

Creepy older non pooter getting male.

That Schpookshta has been following us around for 5 hours.

Schpookshta by Robocoptick September 4, 2005