Schmoog
Schmoog by bored people October 25, 2010
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schmoog
schmoog by shannon adn jen-izzle August 28, 2004
Related Words
schmoogle • schmoogie • schmoog • Schmooged • Schmoog Sesh • schmoogan • schmooge • Schmoogen • schmooghly • Schmoogie Bear
Schmoog Sesh
a verb, used to describe the act of cuddling, which typically leads to a sexual acts. This word is commonly used between couples that are dating, hooking up, using one another, or just friends with benefits.
It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.
It can also act as a verb for friends or close friends, to describe an intimate time. Much like cuddling, spooning, or anything else done in a comfortable way.
Babe, do you just want to SCHMOOG all morning instead of going to class?!
After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.
After losing the basketball game, Brad decided to forgo the bars and enjoy a schmoog sesh with his bff, Jill.
Schmoog Sesh by Dat Kat January 26, 2011
Schmoigle
A basket fruit given to the the eldest jewishboy on his birthday.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
The fruit must be green but pear are forbidden.
Schmoigle by Andrew Lennon Shepard April 21, 2011
schmooey
schmooey by therealcallofdutygamer January 13, 2022
Schmoovin'
When someone or something is moving far faster or far more stylishly than reasonably expected. Usually used when describing Super Smash Bros character movement.
Schmoovin' by Confused Tyrannosaurus January 26, 2020
Schmooblydong
The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.
Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,
but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine
being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked
porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."
Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013
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