Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it,

but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine

being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked

porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

Schmooblydong by American Dad! November 3, 2013

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classic schmosby

It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.

kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies

classic schmosby by dastruggleisreal March 17, 2015

schnibb-schnobb

noun: the art of bullshittin, shootin the shit, holding endless, meaningless, conversations that sometimes result in interesting or quizzical points.

John Louis's schnibb-schnobbin helpd him realized certain things within the relativily of his own time frame, given the conditions of the moment, his realizations felt important and meaningful.

schnibb-schnobb by Laura Wolf March 28, 2008

DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP

MOUNTAIN DEW

A COLD, REFRESHING, TASTY SODA BEVERAGE!

"BABY, WILL YOU PLEASE GET ME A DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP?"

DEW-DROP-DIGGITY-BOO-BOP-SCHMIBBITY-BIP by POTATOENUTS October 29, 2012

schmobbel

it can describe anything or anyone. Usually it replaces a verb or a noun, if used as an adjective it is common to add a -ig.

oh yes, let's schmobbel there..

schmobbel, could you give me a piece of banana-bread, please?

How was your day? -schmobbelig. Oh, amazing :)

schmobbel by big herbs July 25, 2020

Schnobble

1. A random word used by 0.0000001% of people in America to describe how you are not listening and how you really dont care what a person is saying.

Wife-I told you to fix the fence a month ago,and also shave you beard.I want kids.And also,TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!!! YOU-sCHNOBBLE...

Schnobble by Alex 3 December 24, 2008

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026