Schmier 

A person or other living entity that is either:
1. Being annoying
2. Doing something stupid
3. Withdrawing from social activities

A: "I think I'm out for tonight, I have some work I need to get done."
B: "Get your ass down here, I already ordered you a beer you Schmier."

A: "I fell asleep during the company meeting with my camera on earlier."
B: "You're such a Schmier."

Schmier by constvoidptr July 14, 2022

Schmiee 

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

Schmiee by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

Schmiee 

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

Schmiee by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

schmerzvergnugen by KRmd May 3, 2020

Schiera 

Schiera is a girl who is thick af. Wins arm wrestling competitions even against boys. A nice and fun person.

No one is thicker than Schiera!

Schiera by ijustcamehereforonetimebye November 26, 2019

Nate Schierholtz 

a right fielder for the San Francisco Giants who works very hard and is incredibly awesome.
has ridiculous abs that are coveted by even his own teammates.
he throws out guys who think they have doubles with his Willie Mays-esque arm

Did you see that Nate Schierholtz clutch hit last night? He won us the game!

Eric Byrnes has a secret guy-crush on Nate Schierholtz

Nate Schierholtz by NateIsGreat June 22, 2011