New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
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My boss thinks I need a Twitter to promote the business, but I was afraid, so I called a schmexpert.
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Get the Shrexpert mug.Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.
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Get the Schmeeper mug.1. One who purports to be an expert, but is not in fact one.
2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''
2. A dismissive term for an expert, usually as part of the exclamation ``expert-shmexpert!''
The IT shmexpert confidently said there was no way to export records from the database, but Joe proved him wrong with a couple of mouse-clicks.
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2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.
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