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1. Someone who does something retarded. Also known as an asshat.
2. Someone who has a lame idea may be called a schmegert.
1: Why would he buy that?!?
2: Man you know he's such a schmegert.
by Chell March 24, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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