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Schmerti
Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009
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schmegert • Schmogerty • Schmegernovski • Schmeet • schmeer • schmeker • schmertz • SCHMETER • schmexpert • Schmager
schmegegy
David: I don't want people to think I'm wrong, I'll look like a schegegy.
Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
Iris: Well, you fell down a flight of stairs and had a cake fall over you. You're already a schmegegy!
schmegegy by Moonwarrior December 19, 2007
schmogerty
bull crap, lies, untruth
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5
schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011
Schmëerskåhøven
"Wave your hands in the air like you've won a big prize. Bop yourself on the head and cross your eyes. Yeah, Schmëerskåhøven!"
Schmëerskåhøven by Anonymous September 30, 2003
schmexpert
New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006
Schmegory
NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the
male version of Meg from Family Guy
ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's
just 'eh'
VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or
behaving awkwardly in a public context
NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."
ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking
schmeg......."
VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."
"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."
Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009
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