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Schmeeper

Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.
Catch that schmeeper before it steals your shoe!
by Zephyr Nightshade May 19, 2023
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schlepper

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.
by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
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schmeeked

Bro you're schmeeked
by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015
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fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
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schmexpert

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.
"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."
by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006
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schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.
"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"
by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006
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schmekter

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.
I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.
by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006
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