Schmeeper 

Quirky and mischievous creatures that dwell in the deepest recesses of the imagination. Resembling a cross between a fluffy bunny and a mischievous imp, schmeepers are known for their ability to create delightful chaos and bring unexpected joy to those who encounter them. They are masters of mischief, often found rearranging objects, leaving whimsical surprises, and playing harmless pranks. Legend has it that if you catch a schmeeper in the act, you'll be blessed with good luck and an everlasting sense of wonder. While schmeepers may be elusive and hard to spot, their presence can be felt in moments of childlike delight and unexplained serendipity.

Catch that schmeeper before it steals your shoe!

Schmeeper by Zephyr Nightshade May 19, 2023

schlepper 

A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.

From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.

We have to reorganize the warehouse. Get in a bunch of schleppers.

schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

fanny schmeller 

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...

wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?

fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008

schmexpert 

New York Tri-Borough (Brooklyn, Queens, Bronx) area conjunctive term for an individual portraying themselves with a particular demeanor of being both a schmuck and a self proclaimed expert.

"Yo' Joey, you're a real schmexpert aren't 'ya. We don't like your attitude, and you think you know everything."

schmexpert by Laguna Pete August 27, 2006

schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

schmekter 

Noun. The residue left on one's chest after having wiped away most of a dusseldorf or cleveland steamer.

I didn't fart. I just have a little bit of schmekter on my chest.

schmekter by ps3 in the b November 17, 2006