Schmerf 

That kid at football who doesnt talk and nobdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech

that kid who wears that wack leather jacket...ya know...a Schmerf

Schmerf by mwoods17 October 20, 2009

schmerf 

A Person or Group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.

-Dude Who is that kid?

-I dont know man We just call him Schmerf becasue he never says anything.

schmerf by #27 j. lancers October 20, 2009

Schmerti 

A filler word, used whenever for whatever you want. It means anything you want it to.

-Hey Matt, did you schmerti the schmerti?
-No, I schmerti.

Schmerti by Gucci Gucc July 5, 2009

schmerzvergnugen

to experience pain and pleasure simultaneously

I walked the lonely streets of the exchange. I came upon a statue of two bucks mating. The front buck expressed a look of unprecedented pleasure. But a closer view revealed a whisper of pain. As both an amateur and a virgin of art interpretation I concluded the buck was in a state of schmerzvergnugen.

schmerzvergnugen by KRmd May 3, 2020

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

Schmerp 

A word used to express (or describe) frustration when in a confusing emotional state.

Joe: Your girlfriend was really upset that you forgot to call her again last night.

Matt: But she told me not to.

Joe: Well, she really didn't mean it. She wanted you to call her.

Matt: Well, schmerp.

-or-

Matt found himself in a schmerpy mood because his girlfriend was sending mixed signals.

Schmerp by KNor August 2, 2010

Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

Schmerz by Mr Cnowledge September 24, 2015